A page devoted to all things Sparky and the funny things he says...

 November 26, 2014

(I pull into the gas station.)
Sparky: Ooh! We are getting milk!
Me: Yep. (Half to myself) I'm actually surprised I remembered.
Sparky: (A little too knowingly.) Me too.
Me: You coming in with me?
Sparky: No.
Me: I'm not going to get you anything special. (Usually we get Slim Jims)
Sparky: I dare you too....
Me: You dare me to?
Sparky: (smugly) Yep. Just tell me to close my eyes when you get it.


March 17, 2014

Mom... If you don't listen to me (and keep me home tomorrow) I will ground you from snuggles... Do you hear me mom?! (I'm too busy laughing at what he said to respond.)


September 14, 2013

Sparky: Do squids have ink?
Me: (half paying attention) Yes.
Sparky: Do octopuses have ink?
Me: (still not paying attention) I'm not sure.
Sparky: So squids have ink. Is that where (printer) ink comes from???
Me: ....


August 23, 2013

Sparky: What do you call the cafeteria's saddest fruit?
Me: What?
Sparky: A blueberry! Bahahahahahahaha!! I made the funniest joke!


August 18, 2013

Kiddo walks by with a stack of salami.
Me: 'What's for a snack?'
Kiddo: 'I'm still thinking. But it's not salami!!'


August 11, 2013

Sparky: do fish poop?
Grandma: yes they do.
Sparky: so that's why the river is so dirty.

August 8, 2013

"Mom, I sure hope you don't fall off the boat. If someone finds you, they might not like you."


August 4, 2013

Sparky: Where do you shop for walls?
Me: I don't know.
Sparky: Wal-Mart!


July 27, 2013
Sparky: Mom, is that for my hot chocolate?
Me: No, it's for my coffee.
Sparky: Oh. (frumps)
Me: Do you want me to put more water in for hot chocolate?
Sparky: Yes! That would be good. (walking away) Let me know when it's ready!


July 24, 2013
"Mom, your face looks like it's have a rough morning."


July 16, 2013

(He came home with no socks on.)
Me: What happened to your socks?
Sparky: Well, we went to the beach and I accidentally got my feet wet. Well, on purpose...
Me: So accidentally on purpose?
Sparky: Yeah, accidentally on purpose.


June 1, 2013

via email: "Mom stop loitering and take me home!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!love Sparky."

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